"The Life and Times of Fezz"

To start things off my name's Fezz. I'm 23, i did not go to college, i did not pass go and there was not $200. I on the other hand may as well have a degree in fucking shit up. My life for a lack of a better term is a train wreck. Full of ups and downs and endless poor decision that have brought me to my current place of employment in the United States Navy. Can't say that it was my first choice, but life has a funny way of working itself out in the most surprising of ways. For instance i went from being broke, lacking a car, and very unemployed and surrounded by nothing but corn and fucking soybeans. To getting paid unnecessary amounts of money to travel the world courtesy of the united states government and your US taxpayers money at work. How about them apples, for the record they taste pretty fucking good. Don't worry though I'm sure there's a healthy dose of karma or cancer due my way to even out the status quot. But since my travels take me everywhere from beautiful Australia to the middle of the bone fucked dessert i thought I'd share my adventures with all who'd care to see. As well as to satisfy my unhealthy obsession with Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, most BBC television, and all the trash the pop culture brainchild has to offer my already liqufied brain.